Monday, June 28, 2010

scrabble on the brain.

Currently Listening To: TV.


So I've been brainwashed. Not really. But I can't get scrabble letters out of my head and I think I'm in love with the concept. So these scrabble cushions have given me the idea of making my own scrabble cushions, custom styleZ.
So they are haunting me and won't leave my mind unless I do.
But it looks like fun anyway. I'll start small... then make some cushions for my bed or something.

- dyanne. ♠
'Sorry, I don't speak Abercrombie and Fitch.'

Tuesday, June 22, 2010

Try to do something nice and it kicks you in the face.

Currently Listening To: NCIS, ohchyea.

Okay, so here comes some more incessant ranting... ready? I don't give a shiet if you are or not. Fuck you and your perfect life (YES MOFO. In this ranting scenario you have no problems so that MY problem seems so much BIGGER than your shiet, okay? GOOD).

Okay, Dear YOU. (Yes its another letter, get the fuck over it or gtfo);

So where do you get off doing this shiet, aye? Can you not see that I am not interested in that? Trying to be a friend and you're being a complete douchebag. I'm starting to dislike you. And not a crappy Hollywood style dislike where I think you're okay, then you do something asshole-y and then in the end of the movie, we're friends again.
NO. Not that kind of dislike.

BUT I REALLY WISH IT WAS.
Becase if you're going to be a complete douche all the fucking time (as much as I love that part of your personality), and if you're definitely going to be an ass TO ME, then I can't put myself into a another destructive relationship like that.

Jesus Christ, do you have God Complex or what? Learn how to unmess your receptors for "signals" because I'm not giving you any. I hope you trip over in front of me at Uni or something.
In fact, wait for Uni to start. I'll be the fucking ICE QUEEN. Beware the fucking FREEZE that is my cold shoulder. Sure I'll say hi, but just wait for how shiet the rest of the conversation is.

AHH FUCK YOU. SO Very Much. I really don't want to have you in my mind all the time okay!? You're so frustrating because you are everything I imagined you to be and I'm stuck being this lame piece of shiet you feel you HAVE to (exhaustingly) talk to like you're only being nice to not seem like a complete asshole. I'm fine with being that lame piece of shiet because there are people who love me the way I fucking AM.

UGH. I guess this could have been a shorter letter if I just wrote the following sentence, but I don't think you would have grasped the craphole that you have put my mind into. So without further ado, the only thing I wish I could have summed up without the added information:

CAN YOU LEARN TO GET OVER YOURSELF AND TREAT ME LIKE A HUMAN BEING WHO IS ONLY LOOKING FOR A FRIEND, NOT LIKE A FACEBOOK STALKING LEPER?

- dyanne. ♠
'Sorry, I don't speak Abercrombie and Fitch.'

Monday, June 21, 2010

Pumpkin.

Currently Listening To: GOOD NEWS WEEK.



- dyanne. ♠
'Sorry, I don't speak Abercrombie and Fitch.'

Friday, June 18, 2010

AMERICAN SKINS? REALLY?

Currently Listening To: LIKE I DO// EOTC.
'...I'VE BEEN GETTING HIGH. AND SHE BREATHES JUST LIKE I DO...'



KEEP SKINS BRITISH.

FUCK YOU AMERICA. DON’T RUIN THIS FOR US. AS IF THE SHOW COULD BE ANY BETTER IF REMADE BY YOU. WE DON’T WANT THIS SHIET. WE DON’T WANT YOUR ANNOYING AMERICAN TEENAGERS.

AND HOW DARE YOU SWITCH MAXXIE’S CARBON COPY CHARACTER TO A LESBIAN. STOP EXPLOITING THE LONELY HORNY MALE DEMOGRAPHIC JUST SO YOUR FUCKED UP RATING SYSTEMS CAN SOAR. IF YOU SWITCH MAXXIE’S CHARACTER TO A LESBIAN, THEN THE SOLE REASON YOU ARE GOING TO HAVE RATINGS IS BECAUSE THOSE LONELY MEN ARE GOING TO SIT IN FRONT OF THEIR TV SCREENS AND ILLEGAL DOWNLOADS, HOPING THEY GET THEIR HOURS WORTH OF MA15+ SOFTCORE PORN.

WHY DON’T YOU COME UP WITH SOMETHING ORIGINAL FOR ONCE, YER?

MAYBE IF YOU STOPPED CANCELLING JOSS WHEDON’S SHIET, HE’LL WRITE YOU SOMETHING THAT WILL WIN YOU THE MARKET AGAIN SO YOU DON’T HAVE TO RESORT TO STEALING UK’S BRILLIANCE.

YOU FUCKING ASSHOLES.


You've been lovely. I'm here all week.
- dyanne. ♠
'Sorry, I don't speak Abercrombie and Fitch.'

Friday, June 11, 2010

exam times. sorry.

Currently Listening To: Be My Escape // Relient K
'...i'm stuck inside this rut that I fell into by mistake...'




- dyanne. ♠
'Sorry, I don't speak Abercrombie and Fitch.'

Wednesday, June 9, 2010

eotcdxvi is getting me through this.

Currently Listening To: Spinal Cords // EOTC
'...more than friends, but less than lovers...'


Spinal Cord, collapsible.
You'll fit right into your own shirt pocket.
I'll use my hands to climb out of hell.

This hell.
This anguish.
This pain.

This Is Shiet.
Another one gone and now my parents are orphans, I guess.
And at a major stressful time.

- dyanne. ♠
'Sorry, I don't speak Abercrombie and Fitch.'